White Trash Christmas
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G C D D Db C
I?m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas
C D G D
We'll decorate the mobile home
G G7 C Cm
There?ll be cousin?s kissin' and front teeth missin'
G D G
And you?ll hear grandpa peein' in the snow
I?m dreamin' of a white trash Christmas
No Christmas card from my ex-wife
I did get a subpoena though, our family tree is leanin' to the right
And we'll all be playin' poker Christmas night
"Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica!"
Lets pick out a few presents now"
We're going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
With Mad Dog wine and Miller Light
And when our hound dog is howlin' through the night
He says may all your Christmases be white
"Oh, ah, pay no attention to that "all trespassers will be shot" sign
That don?t apply to you Santa, Nice rack on Blitzen though"
How to play White Trash Christmas
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is G. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.