River Of Pee
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: GCapotraste: Sem capotraste
River of Pee - Bob Rivers
[Intro]
| N.C. | % | % | % |
G C
Ooh hoo, hoo hoo, Hoo
D
Aaah haa haa Hah
G
(have to piddle in the ... have to whizzing in the ... have to piddle in the ... have
to whizzing in the)
C D
(have to piddle in the ... I go whizzing in the ... have to piddle in the ... I go
whizzing in the)
[Verse 1]
G
In the middle of the night (middle of the night)
G
I've been dreaming in my sleep (had a dream I have to pee)
C
Now I'm barely awake (barely awake)
D
I have to take a wiki-pee (wiki-wiki pee)
[Verse 2]
G
I must'a drank a lot of something (musta bin something)
G
Must'a had a pot of tea (big pot 'a tea)
C
Now I'm bustin' inside (high tide)
D
And it's too dark to see (to dark to pee)
[Bridge]
Em G
I fell down thought I'd stepped on the cat
C Bm
Tripped on the wire and the phone fell upon the floor
C Bm
I stubbed my toe as I reached for the light
A D N.C.
slipped and fractured my skull on the bathroom door
[Verse 3]
G
Just to piddle in the night (piddle of the night)
G
I gotta whizzy end of stream (whipping out a stream)
C
I gotta empty my monkey (empty my monkey)
D
I have to use the latrine (drinking that tea)
[Verse 4]
G
My bladder's big as an ocean (Indian ocean)
G
It's just like a big stream (Mississippi stream)
C
So make way for King Kong (long gone)
D
I've got a river of pee
G
In the middle of the night
G
(I go whizzing in the ... have to piddle in the ... I go whizzing in the)
C D
(I go whizzing in the ... have to piddle in the ... I go pee pee in the ... in the
middle of the)
G
(I go whizzing in the ... have to piddle in the ... I go whizzing in the ... have to
piddle in the)
Ah Haa ... I Have
C D G
(... I go whizzing in the ... I go pee pee in the ... in the middle of the ... in the
middle of the night)
To Pee
[Interlude]
G
I have a dream I have to pee
C
Barely awake
D
Wiki-wiki pee
G
Musta bin something
G
Big pot'a tea
C
High tide
D
To dark to pee
G
Piddle of the night
G
Whipping out a stream
C
Empty my monkey
D
Drinking tea
G
Indian ocean
G
Mississippi stream
C
Long gone
D
River of pee
[Outro]
| G | % | C | D |
(repeat and fade)
How to play River Of Pee
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.