What If God Smoked Cannabis
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Capo 2
Intro
Em - Cadd9 - G - D
Verse
Em Cadd9 G D
If god had long hair and a goatee
Em C
And if his eyes were pretty glazed
G D
If he looked spaced out
Em Cadd9 G D
Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had
Em Cadd9 G D
an eye infection?
[Refrão]Cadd9 G D
And yeah yeah god looks baked
Cadd9 G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9 D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em Cadd9 G D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em Cadd9 G D
Hit the bong like some of us
Em Cadd9
Drove a tie-dyed microbus
G D
And he subscribes to rolling stone
Verse
Em Cadd9 G D
If god made this place, in the beginning
Em C
Did he plant any seeds?
G D Em Cadd9 G
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve
D Em
So they’d be hungry for the apple
Cadd9 Em D
That the snake was always offering
[Refrão]Cadd9 G D
And yeah yeah god rolls great
Cadd9 G D
Yeah yeah god smells good
Cadd9 D
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Em Cadd9 G D
What if god smoked cannabis?
Em Cadd9 G D
Do you suppose he had a buzz?
Em Cadd9
When he made the platypus
G D Em C
When he created earth our home
G D Em Cadd9 G
Does he like pearl jam or the stones?
D Em Cadd9 G
And do you think he rolls his own
D C
Up there in heaven on the throne
C
And when the saints go marching home
C
Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.
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