Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarrett's Car
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Capo 2
* - one strum
G Cadd9 G*
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
NC C9 D* (Let ring)
Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar
G Cadd9 C9*
The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain
N.C D G
Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"
G Cadd9 G*
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
N.C C9 D* (Let ring)
Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar
G Cadd9 C9*
Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat
N.C D G
Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that.
G Cadd9 G*
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford
N.C C9 D*
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board
G Cadd9 C9*
Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a shit storm
D G
But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!
G- 320033
Cadd9- x32033
C9- x32030
D- xx0232
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