Three Things Uglier Than Dale Jarrett's Car

Capo 2 * - one strum G Cadd9 G* Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car NC C9 D* (Let ring) Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar G Cadd9 C9* The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain N.C D G Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train" G Cadd9 G* Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car N.C C9 D* (Let ring) Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar G Cadd9 C9* Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat N.C D G Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that. G Cadd9 G* Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford N.C C9 D* Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board G Cadd9 C9* Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a shit storm D G But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform! G- 320033 Cadd9- x32033 C9- x32030 D- xx0232 Joe@Countrytabs.com