Smoking Gun
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[Refrão]
Bm Bm
Come easy, the champion, Come easy, the thunder gon' come
Bm F#m
Come easy, damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun
Bm Bm Bm
It come easy, stuck in my ways, Come easy, contaminate the scenery
F#m
Damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun
[Verso 1]
Bm
The long arm of the law, they bust my front door
Bm
So I flush two pounds then I flush two more
Bm
But I fucked up 'cause I left a pound in the drawer
F#m
Now I'm face down getting fucked by the law
Bm
Oh, shit, better dip and be quick to move
Bm
In the back room we got six zips of shrooms
Bm
So I lick my lips and I sit to eat
F#m
Didn't get locked up, but I tripped for weeks
[Refrão]
Bm Bm
Come easy, the champion, Come easy, the thunder gon' come
Bm F#
Come easy, damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun
Bm Bm Bm
It come easy, stuck in my ways, Come easy, contaminate the scenery
F#
Damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun
[Verso 2]
Bm
Met a chick named Jane with a thick ass frame
Bm
She's an ice-cold bitch but I love her the same
Bm
I come easy when she scream my name ("Oh, Ren")
N.C.
Wait, bitch, what the fuck you say?
Bm
Aww, shucks, my bad, I was hitting it, too
Bm
Fuck y'all, I'm out!, I guess I'm sticking with you
Bm
But I really wish I didn't, hindsight's a bitch
F#m
'Cause nine months later she had Webby's kid
Bm
It came easy, fresh out the womb
Bm
Oh, Jesus! What should I do?
Bm
I called up the dude and he said, "Fuck you!
N.C.
And oh, by the way, you got syphilis, too"
Bm
Now I'm seething, "That's what you get"
Bm
So I breathe in, reach for the neck
Bm
And squeeze him, but that shit don't hurt
F#m
'Cause I'm still feeling all them shrooms from last verse
Bm
Ah, shit, wait Chris, are you feeling okay?
Bm
Well, the wall's kind of melting, but I'm otherwise straight
Bm
You sure? 'cause judging by the state of you mate
F#m
You're a mess, you're the one who's got a rash on his taint
Bm
You see, mine cleared up in a couple of days
Bm
But I don't got health care, well, that's a damn shame
Bm
Just try not to scratch it, I've got to run
F#m
And oh, by the way, say hi to my son
[Refrão]
Bm Bm
Come easy, the champion, Come easy, the thunder gon' come
Bm F#
Come easy, damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun
Bm Bm Bm
It come easy, stuck in my ways, Come easy, contaminate the scenery
F#
Damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun
[Verso 3]
Bm
Now it's 12 years later and the story's not done
Bm
Yeah, I know I sound like Chris but I'm not, I'm the son
Bm
See, I never met my father, but they say I got his voice
F#m
And luckily for me, my mother wasn't pro-choice
Bm
So the dumb bitch had me, but my fuckin' stepdad
Bm
He's some British cocksucker, always mean and unhappy
Bm
And I just want to kill this motherfucker so bad
Bm
Oh, shit! He just got home, "Hi, Dad!"
Bm
I'm not your father, bitch, try and get it through your head
Bm
Your dad overdosed on mushrooms 12 years ago, he's dead
Bm
Otherwise, I wouldn't be stuck here having to raise you
F#m
You little shameful, ungrateful brat, I hate you!
Bm
Um... sure, Dad, I mean, Mr. Ren, you got it
Bm
Imma shoot this motherfucker with the gun up in my closet
Bm
What you say?, I said uh, gum is stuck in my pocket
Bm
I don't know how I forgot it, but I should go and wash it
Bm
Fuck sake, you really are autistic as your father was
Bm
I guess that's the result of a pregnancy with a lot of drugs
Bm
You should have been an abortion, should have pulled the plug
F#m
You know what, Mr. Ren, why don't you hold that thought
Bm
Got the pistol from my closet, brought it downstairs quick
Bm
And then I held it out in front of me and aimed it at his dick
Bm
Wait a second, little man, hold on, let's talk through this
F#m
Don't be foolish, do you even know how to use it?
Outro
N.C.
Yeah, I do, actually, I looked it up on YouTube, You fucking dickhead
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