Smoking Gun

[Refrão] Bm Bm Come easy, the champion, Come easy, the thunder gon' come Bm F#m Come easy, damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun Bm Bm Bm It come easy, stuck in my ways, Come easy, contaminate the scenery F#m Damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun [Verso 1] Bm The long arm of the law, they bust my front door Bm So I flush two pounds then I flush two more Bm But I fucked up 'cause I left a pound in the drawer F#m Now I'm face down getting fucked by the law Bm Oh, shit, better dip and be quick to move Bm In the back room we got six zips of shrooms Bm So I lick my lips and I sit to eat F#m Didn't get locked up, but I tripped for weeks [Refrão] Bm Bm Come easy, the champion, Come easy, the thunder gon' come Bm F# Come easy, damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun Bm Bm Bm It come easy, stuck in my ways, Come easy, contaminate the scenery F# Damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun [Verso 2] Bm Met a chick named Jane with a thick ass frame Bm She's an ice-cold bitch but I love her the same Bm I come easy when she scream my name ("Oh, Ren") N.C. Wait, bitch, what the fuck you say? Bm Aww, shucks, my bad, I was hitting it, too Bm Fuck y'all, I'm out!, I guess I'm sticking with you Bm But I really wish I didn't, hindsight's a bitch F#m 'Cause nine months later she had Webby's kid Bm It came easy, fresh out the womb Bm Oh, Jesus! What should I do? Bm I called up the dude and he said, "Fuck you! N.C. And oh, by the way, you got syphilis, too" Bm Now I'm seething, "That's what you get" Bm So I breathe in, reach for the neck Bm And squeeze him, but that shit don't hurt F#m 'Cause I'm still feeling all them shrooms from last verse Bm Ah, shit, wait Chris, are you feeling okay? Bm Well, the wall's kind of melting, but I'm otherwise straight Bm You sure? 'cause judging by the state of you mate F#m You're a mess, you're the one who's got a rash on his taint Bm You see, mine cleared up in a couple of days Bm But I don't got health care, well, that's a damn shame Bm Just try not to scratch it, I've got to run F#m And oh, by the way, say hi to my son [Refrão] Bm Bm Come easy, the champion, Come easy, the thunder gon' come Bm F# Come easy, damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun Bm Bm Bm It come easy, stuck in my ways, Come easy, contaminate the scenery F# Damage is done, I'm the one, the smoking gun [Verso 3] Bm Now it's 12 years later and the story's not done Bm Yeah, I know I sound like Chris but I'm not, I'm the son Bm See, I never met my father, but they say I got his voice F#m And luckily for me, my mother wasn't pro-choice Bm So the dumb bitch had me, but my fuckin' stepdad Bm He's some British cocksucker, always mean and unhappy Bm And I just want to kill this motherfucker so bad Bm Oh, shit! He just got home, "Hi, Dad!" Bm I'm not your father, bitch, try and get it through your head Bm Your dad overdosed on mushrooms 12 years ago, he's dead Bm Otherwise, I wouldn't be stuck here having to raise you F#m You little shameful, ungrateful brat, I hate you! Bm Um... sure, Dad, I mean, Mr. Ren, you got it Bm Imma shoot this motherfucker with the gun up in my closet Bm What you say?, I said uh, gum is stuck in my pocket Bm I don't know how I forgot it, but I should go and wash it Bm Fuck sake, you really are autistic as your father was Bm I guess that's the result of a pregnancy with a lot of drugs Bm You should have been an abortion, should have pulled the plug F#m You know what, Mr. Ren, why don't you hold that thought Bm Got the pistol from my closet, brought it downstairs quick Bm And then I held it out in front of me and aimed it at his dick Bm Wait a second, little man, hold on, let's talk through this F#m Don't be foolish, do you even know how to use it? Outro N.C. Yeah, I do, actually, I looked it up on YouTube, You fucking dickhead