Smoke Two Joints
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Intro: Bm G - A (2x)
[Refrão]
Bm G A
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
Bm G A
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
Bm G A
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
Bm G A
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more
Verse:
Bm G
Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
Bm G
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
A G
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
A G F#7 (strum once)
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"
[Refrão]
So now,
Bm G A
I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints
Bm G A
I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every ten thousand points
(I smoke two joints)
Bm G A
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
Bm G A
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more
Instrumental: Bm G A (4x)
(Continue with the same chords)
Verse:
Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"
Chorus:
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more
A Bb Bm
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
G
That's what I do
A Bb Bm
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
G
Come and smoke two joints with me in the morning
A Bb Bm
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
G
Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah
A Bb Bm
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
G
Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?
A Bb Bm
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
G
I knew you were going to say that!
A Bb Bm
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
A Bb Bm G
SMOKE TWO JOINTS
G
That's what I do!
A Bb Bm
SMOKE TWO JOINTS (End abruptly on Bm)
How to play Smoke Two Joints
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Bm. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.