Smoke Two Joints

Intro: Bm G - A (2x) [Refrão] Bm G A I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night Bm G A I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright Bm G A I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war Bm G A I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Verse: Bm G Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" Bm G My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" A G But then one day I met a man who came to me and said A G F#7 (strum once) "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" [Refrão] So now, Bm G A I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints Bm G A I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every ten thousand points (I smoke two joints) Bm G A I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war Bm G A I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more Instrumental: Bm G A (4x) (Continue with the same chords) Verse: Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man" My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can" But then one day I met a man who came to me and said "Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head" Chorus: I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more A Bb Bm SMOKE TWO JOINTS G That's what I do A Bb Bm SMOKE TWO JOINTS G Come and smoke two joints with me in the morning A Bb Bm SMOKE TWO JOINTS G Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah A Bb Bm SMOKE TWO JOINTS G Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework? A Bb Bm SMOKE TWO JOINTS G I knew you were going to say that! A Bb Bm SMOKE TWO JOINTS A Bb Bm G SMOKE TWO JOINTS G That's what I do! A Bb Bm SMOKE TWO JOINTS (End abruptly on Bm)