memoirs of a football
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B-|-----1---------1--------1---------1---------------------------1--|
G-|---2---2-----2---2----2--2------2---2-----2----2----2-----2---2--|
D-|-2-------2-3-------3-4-----4-3--------3-2----0----------------2--|
A-|--------------------------------------------------3-----2-----0--|
E-|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
e-|-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1-x-x-0-x-x-1--|
B-|-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2-x-x-1-x-x-2--|
G-|-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3--|
D-|-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3-x-x-2-x-x-3--|
A-|----------------------------------------------------------|
E-|----------------------------------------------------------|
e-|---------------------
B-|---------------------
G-|--------------------- repeat x4
D-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x-8-8-
A-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x-8-8-
E-|-5-x-x-4-x-x-5-x-6-6-
e-|------------------------
B-|------------------------
G-|------------------------ repeat x 2
D-|-9-x-x-8-x-x-9-x-10-10--
A-|-9-x-x-8-x-x-9-x-10-10--
E-|-7-x-x-6-x-x-7-x--8--8--
I had no brains in high school....
so football was all I could do....
acting dumb was right up my alley....
it seemed perfect for me...
I PLAY FOOTBALL I DRINK BEER .... I WEAR SHIRTS THAT SAY NO FEAR ....
I PLAY FOOTBALL I DRINK BEER .... I WEAR SHIRTS THAY SAY NO FEAR ....
I play football I drink beer ...too stupid to care... Yeah...
Friday nights for picking fights... give me another beer... yeah...
getting drunk with my pals everyday of the year ...yeah...
I've got NO FEAR.... PHOOTBAWWL!!!
my brain cells are all dead...
but football is my life...
too many blows to the head...
duh duh duh duh duh..uh duh...
Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
football beer football beer football beer DUH
football beer alkj;dlkaddurnkljkddrunk buh
fojlktball phhhffbeerl...asd;lkjdur =BUH
footbeer...a;slkfdddddddrunkhahahahah guuh...
I miss my football....
I miss my football....
I miss my footbaaawwwwlll....
How to play memoirs of a football
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is B. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.