Cops or Dildos
View chords used in this chart
B-|-------------------------------| repeat a whole bunch... its easy to
G-|-9-9-9-9-----------------------|the change if you have the cd
D-|-9-9-9-9-9-10--11-10-----------|
A-|-7-7-7-7-9-10--11-10-----------|
E-|---------7--8--9---8-----------|
e-|------------------------------|
B-|------------------------------|
G-|---------8/5---------8-7-6----|
D-|-7-7-7-7-8/5-7-7-7-7-8-7-6-6--|
A-|-7-7-7-7-6/3-7-7-7-7-6-5-4-6--|
E-|-5-5-5-5-----5-5-5-5-------4--|
I couldn't get a real job so I decided to be a cop...
got a badge a gun and now i"m on a powertrip from hell...
I'm fine as long as the chiefs not a woman...
are they cops...or dildos... are they cocks...or dildos
I'll shoot you if you smoke marijauna...
I'll love you if you shoot blacks...
cause my departments run by the kkk...
to them I do belong...
give me donuts give me donuts....I NEED A FUCKING DONUT!!!
are they cops...or dildos ...are they cocks ...or dildos
"my son is in a gang...I"m scared for his life...OH MY GAWD hes just been
shot"
"don't worry ma'am... I"ll call the cops"
but the cops are just so glad that theres another ghetto kid dead...
they jump around for joy and give eachother head...
are they cops or dildo...are they cocks OR DILDOS...
(my friend gave me this... I"ve never heard this band b4)
How to play Cops or Dildos
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is B. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.