Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stripper
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[Intro ]G XXX XXX XXX
XXX G
do do do do do do
C
do do do do do do
Em C G
do do do do do do do do do do do
G C
she drives a new car
C F C
wears expensive blouses
C F C
She tells her mamma
C Em
She's cleaning houses
G C
she goes out witnessing
C F C
doing the lords work all week
C F C
but on the weekends
C Em
she's making ends meat
D F C G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
D C F C G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
D C F C G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D F C G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
G
do do do do do do
C
do do do do do do
Em C G
do do do do do do do do do do do
G C
one night down at the club
C F C
her daddy walked in
C F C
he didn't recognize
C Em
his daughter dancing
G C
she wore a blond wig
C F C
he had some glasses
C F C
when she got naked
C Em
he started clapping
D F C G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
D C F C G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
D C F C G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D F C G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
G
do do do do do do
C
do do do do do do
Em C G
do do do do do do do do do do do
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D C
You ask her why she does it
C F C G
she looks at it this way
D C
she says im counting my blessings
C F C G
every night when I get paid
D C
she once lived in poverty
C F C G
now everythings alright
Em C
the lord showed her how to make
C F C G
a thousand dollars in a night
D F C G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
D C F C G
Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver
D C F C G
If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her
D F C G
Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper
How to play Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stripper
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is G. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.