It's A Great Day (for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass)
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As heard on the Bob and Tom Show??
Capo 3 (to sound like recording)
E A E
Have you ever had one of those days when nothin? goes right
E B7
Your wife starts bitchin? about whatever it was she was bitchin? about last night
E A E
So you escape into the bathroom just to sit there on your throne
E B7 E
But after you finish your business, the toilet paper?s gone
[Refrão] E A
Well it?s a great day for me to whoop somebody?s ass
E B7
It?s a bad day, so you better get off my back
E A
You might get cold-cocked if you cross my path
E B7 E
Cause it?s a great day for me to whoop somebody?s ass
Well I was runnin? late for work so I poured me some coffee to go
And just before I had a flat tire, I spilled it all over my clothes
When the highway patrolman pulled up I thought that help was on the way
But when he saw the tire tool in my hand he shot me with pepper spray
Chorus
When I finally made it to work I was 15 minutes late
I told my boss about the flat tire but he fired me anyway
So here I am out in the parking lot just waiting by his Corvette
I?m gonna give him a goodbye present that he never will forget
Chorus
How to play It's A Great Day (for Me To Whoop Somebody's Ass)
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.