If Bubbles Were Bullets
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D G/B G G
D G/B G G
Rhett & Link:
D G/B G
Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song
D G/B G
Now that we've been on this journey so long
D G/B G
Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away
D G/B G
Has really made me think I've got something to say
Ooooh
Lee:
G D
Hey baby
G/B
Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too
G
Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue
D G/B G
Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort
All:
D G/B G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd throw you away
D G/B G
I'd pop the champagne and make your clean get away
D G/B G
If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath
D G/B G
Tough farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath
Am
But if bubbles were bullets,
G
If that were really true
Then, babycakes
G Am D
I'd take a shot for you
G Am D
I'd take a shot for you
G Am D
I'd take a shot for you
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In the intro, I put G twice because the G is twice as long as the D and G/B
If it were written in music, the D and G/B would both take up half a measure, while
the G would be a whole one. Does that make sense?
The talking part was hard to figure out, but I did the best I could.
Have fun!
How to play If Bubbles Were Bullets
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is D. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.