If Bubbles Were Bullets

D G/B G G D G/B G G Rhett & Link: D G/B G Hey, babycakes, I wanna write you a song D G/B G Now that we've been on this journey so long D G/B G Standin' here at the sink scrubbin' away D G/B G Has really made me think I've got something to say Ooooh Lee: G D Hey baby G/B Ketchup and mustard and oatmeal, too G Just wash your dishes, don't make me blue D G/B G Wash your dishes or rinse them or just make an effort All: D G/B G If bubbles were bullets, I'd throw you away D G/B G I'd pop the champagne and make your clean get away D G/B G If bubbles were bullets, I'd draw you a bath D G/B G Tough farts as mega nukes would deliver my wrath Am But if bubbles were bullets, G If that were really true Then, babycakes G Am D I'd take a shot for you G Am D I'd take a shot for you G Am D I'd take a shot for you - - - - - In the intro, I put G twice because the G is twice as long as the D and G/B If it were written in music, the D and G/B would both take up half a measure, while the G would be a whole one. Does that make sense? The talking part was hard to figure out, but I did the best I could. Have fun!