I Want All My Friends
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Intro: C E Am F G
C E Am
I want all my friends to be happy
F G
I want all my friends to find love
C E Am
I want all my friends to share good things
D7 G
and be blessed by the light from above
C E Am
I want all my friends to be hopeful
F G
Not to be slaves to a bank
C E Am
I hope that my friends never have to
D7 G
roll through the street in a tank
F G C
I want all my friends to have kitchens
F G Am
stocked up with bountiful food
F G C
I hope they wake with a smile
C C/B Am
and say words like 'totes, awes, and dude'
C E Am
I want all my friends to know laughter
F G
uncontrollable from deep in the gut
C E Am
I want all my friends to have fine shoes
D7 G
and to pat someone cute on the butt
F G C
I want all my friends to go travel
F G Am
and to see the world for just what it is
F G C
a beautiful place to inhabit
C C/B Am
a big melting pot made of ... jizz
Am
(TALKING) my mom wants me to change that line to this
C C/B Am
a big melting pot made of ... bliss
F G C
I want all my friends to dance naked
C
(TALKING)but my mom also says that there's a difference between naked and neked.
So naked is when you're naked. neked is when you're naked and up to no good.
F G C
I want all my friends to dance neked
F G
so that all of their neighbors can see
C E Am
I want them all to be colour blind
D7 G
and to keep those skin head racists far away from me
F G C
I want all my straight friends to love
F G Am
all of the gay friends I have
F G C
I'd love it if we all went to dinner
C C/B Am
because my gay friends always pick up the tab
C E Am
I want all my friends to be healthy
F G
and when they see kale and greens not just to scoff
C E Am
I want them to live long and prosper
D7 G
and to tell cancer to just go fuck off
F G C
I want all my friends to know one thing
F G Am
that one day, when I'm long dead and gone
F G C
I want them to know that I love them
C C/B Am
and that that's why I wrote them this song
C E Am
Because, I want all my friends to be happy
F G
I want all my friends to find love
C E Am
I want all my friends to share good things
D7 G
an be blessed by the light from above
How to play I Want All My Friends
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is C. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.