I Want All My Friends

Intro: C E Am F G C E Am I want all my friends to be happy F G I want all my friends to find love C E Am I want all my friends to share good things D7 G and be blessed by the light from above C E Am I want all my friends to be hopeful F G Not to be slaves to a bank C E Am I hope that my friends never have to D7 G roll through the street in a tank F G C I want all my friends to have kitchens F G Am stocked up with bountiful food F G C I hope they wake with a smile C C/B Am and say words like 'totes, awes, and dude' C E Am I want all my friends to know laughter F G uncontrollable from deep in the gut C E Am I want all my friends to have fine shoes D7 G and to pat someone cute on the butt F G C I want all my friends to go travel F G Am and to see the world for just what it is F G C a beautiful place to inhabit C C/B Am a big melting pot made of ... jizz Am (TALKING) my mom wants me to change that line to this C C/B Am a big melting pot made of ... bliss F G C I want all my friends to dance naked C (TALKING)but my mom also says that there's a difference between naked and neked. So naked is when you're naked. neked is when you're naked and up to no good. F G C I want all my friends to dance neked F G so that all of their neighbors can see C E Am I want them all to be colour blind D7 G and to keep those skin head racists far away from me F G C I want all my straight friends to love F G Am all of the gay friends I have F G C I'd love it if we all went to dinner C C/B Am because my gay friends always pick up the tab C E Am I want all my friends to be healthy F G and when they see kale and greens not just to scoff C E Am I want them to live long and prosper D7 G and to tell cancer to just go fuck off F G C I want all my friends to know one thing F G Am that one day, when I'm long dead and gone F G C I want them to know that I love them C C/B Am and that that's why I wrote them this song C E Am Because, I want all my friends to be happy F G I want all my friends to find love C E Am I want all my friends to share good things D7 G an be blessed by the light from above