Hey Santa Claus
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: CCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse]
C
Quite often I get ta thinkin', how
F C
as kids we got by,
F C
Like at Christmas time at our house,
D G
we couldn't even afford a fire.
C
But we made do with what we had back
F C
then when I was young,
F C
Dad used to suck a peppermint, we'd
G C
all sit 'round his tounge.
C
We couldn't afford no sparkly tinsel
F C
for our Christmas tree,
C F
So we'd just wheel old grandad in
D G
and make the old cunt sneeze.
C
(wheel him 'round the other
C
side nana)
C
Things change pretty bloddy quick I
F C
got kids now of me own,
F C
And I heard 'em unrap their prezzys
G C
last night when I got home.
C F
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's
C
me fuckin' bike?
F C
I've unrapped all this other junk
D G
and there's nothin' that I like.
C
I wrote ya' fuckin' letter and I
F c
come ta' see ya twice,
F C G
Ya worn out jeriatric fart ya forgot
C
me fuckin' bike.
[Verse 2]
C
If I'da wanted a pair of bloody
F C
thongs I woulda bloody asked,
F F
And this cowboy suit and ping pong
D G
set you can shove right up ya arse.
C
Ya stuffed me bloody order up it's
F C
enough to make ya spew,
F C
But it's not just me who's snakey,
G
me sister's dirty
C (go to fingerpicking again) C C
too.
Verse 3 (little girl voice)
C F
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's
C
me fuckin' pram?
F C
You promised me you'd send me one
D G
and you remember who I am.
C
'Cause I'm da widdle girl why you
F C
made sit right on your hand.
F C
I'll give you fuckin' ho ho ho ya
G C
forgot me fuckin' pram.
Verse 4 (back to strumm pattern)
C
Next time I come ta see ya I'm gunna
F C
punch ya in the guts,
F C
And I'll let ya fuckin' reindeer
D G
loose and kick Rudolf in the nuts.
C
You just wait till next year when ya
F C
get back to that store,
F C
And me and me little sister come
G C
stompin' through the door.
C
(and
C
we'll say... yeah... you wait for
it...)
[Verse 5]
C
Hey mums and dads just smell his
F C
breath and check his bloodshot eyes,
F C
And don't listen to him boys and
D G
girls 'cause he tells fuckin' lies.
C
He's just a piss tank and a pervert
F C
and he's not even very bright,
F C
'Cause the old fuckin' wanker,
G C
forgot me fuckin' bike.
[Chorus]
C F
Hey Santa Clause you cunt, where's
C
me fuckin' bike?
F C
I've unrapped all this other junk
D G
and there's nothin' that I like.
C
I wrote ya' fuckin' letter and I
F c
come ta' see ya twice,
F C G
Ya worn out jeriatric fart ya forgot
C
me fuckin' bike.
How to play Hey Santa Claus
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What is the starting chord?
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Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.