Don't Touch Your Sister
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E
SON GOT TO TALK TO YOU SIT YOUR SELF DOWN YOUR
B7
DADDY'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEE'S
E
TO KEEP YOU FROM GOING A STRAY
NOW THEIR ARE SOME RULES THAT US MEN FOLK MUST FOLLOW
A
AND LIFE ON THE FARM WILL BE FINE
E
YOU CAN BANG ANYTHING THAT YOU FINED IN THE BARNYARD
B7 E
BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
E
YOU CAN JACK YOUR SELF OFF JUST AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
B7
MAYBE GRANDMA WILL GIVE YOU A HAND
OR GO ASK YOUR MOTHER CUS SHE'S BEEN A WAITING
E
FOR YOU TO GROW INTO A MAN
YOU CAN PRACTICE ON CACTUS BUT JUST YOU BE CAREFUL
A
OF PRICKING YOUR DICK ON A SPIKE
E
NO TELLING WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT
B7 E
BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
A E
DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER CUS YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE
B7
CUS THAT SORT OF THING JUST AIN'T DONE
A E
THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU GET A TWITCH IN YOUR BRITCHES
GO LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR YOUR FUN
E
YOU CAN PRACTICE ON CACTUS BUT JUST YOU BE CAREFUL
A
OF PRICKING YOUR DICK ON A SPIKE
E
NO TELLING WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT
B7 E
BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
E
YOU CAN GO HUMP YOUR GRANDPA AND IF YOUR REAL GENTLE
B7
HE PROBABLY WONT KNOW THAT YOUR THERE
BUT WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED JUST BUTTON HIS FLANNELS
E
AND PROP HIM BACK UP IN HIS CHAIR
YOU CAN HAVE YOU FIRST CHOICE OF THE SALES MEN THAT CALL
A
THE PREACHER WHEN HE CALLS NEXT TIME
E
NO WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT
B7 E
BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
E
NOW BUZZARDS AIN'T BAD WHEN YOU KNOWS HOW TO EM JUST FART
B7
AND THEY'LL THINK THAT YOUR DEAD
AND DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE CAT CUS SHE SCRATCHES
E
AND POTTY CATS LOVE GIVING HEAD
YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO THE HORSES A CATTLE
A
THE CHICKENS THE GOATS AND THE SWINE
E
YOU CAN BANG ANY THING THAT YOU FINED IN THE BARNYARD
B7 E E E
BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
How to play Don't Touch Your Sister
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.