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SON GOT TO TALK TO YOU SIT YOUR SELF DOWN YOUR
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DADDY'S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BIRDS AND THE BEE'S
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TO KEEP YOU FROM GOING A STRAY
NOW THEIR ARE SOME RULES THAT US MEN FOLK MUST FOLLOW
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AND LIFE ON THE FARM WILL BE FINE
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YOU CAN BANG ANYTHING THAT YOU FINED IN THE BARNYARD
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BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
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YOU CAN JACK YOUR SELF OFF JUST AS MUCH AS YOU WANT
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MAYBE GRANDMA WILL GIVE YOU A HAND
OR GO ASK YOUR MOTHER CUS SHE'S BEEN A WAITING
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FOR YOU TO GROW INTO A MAN
YOU CAN PRACTICE ON CACTUS BUT JUST YOU BE CAREFUL
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OF PRICKING YOUR DICK ON A SPIKE
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NO TELLING WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT
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BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
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DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER CUS YOU'LL BE IN TROUBLE
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CUS THAT SORT OF THING JUST AIN'T DONE
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THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU GET A TWITCH IN YOUR BRITCHES
GO LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE FOR YOUR FUN
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YOU CAN PRACTICE ON CACTUS BUT JUST YOU BE CAREFUL
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OF PRICKING YOUR DICK ON A SPIKE
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NO TELLING WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT
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BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
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YOU CAN GO HUMP YOUR GRANDPA AND IF YOUR REAL GENTLE
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HE PROBABLY WONT KNOW THAT YOUR THERE
BUT WHEN YOU'VE FINISHED JUST BUTTON HIS FLANNELS
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AND PROP HIM BACK UP IN HIS CHAIR
YOU CAN HAVE YOU FIRST CHOICE OF THE SALES MEN THAT CALL
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THE PREACHER WHEN HE CALLS NEXT TIME
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NO WHERE ELSE YOU CAN GO DUNK YOUR BISCUIT
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BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE
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NOW BUZZARDS AIN'T BAD WHEN YOU KNOWS HOW TO EM JUST FART
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AND THEY'LL THINK THAT YOUR DEAD
AND DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE CAT CUS SHE SCRATCHES
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AND POTTY CATS LOVE GIVING HEAD
YOU CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT TO THE HORSES A CATTLE
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THE CHICKENS THE GOATS AND THE SWINE
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YOU CAN BANG ANY THING THAT YOU FINED IN THE BARNYARD
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BUT DON'T TOUCH YOUR SISTER SHE'S MINE