Die Laughing
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Intro: D A G G (2x)
D A G
He's the wasp in the jam he's the dad at the party
D A G
The trash in the beauty spot
D A G
He's the cloud in the sky he's the fly in the ointment
D A G
The nail in the parking lot
G D A G
Let's give the man a hug then put him out to grass
G D A G
Feel sorry for the bug the one that's up his ass
G D A G
We're pulling out the plug we're turning on the gas
A
We're turning on the gas
Bm G D Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
A G D Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
D G
Yeah he don't like dancing
D A G
He's the frog in the throat he's the spot on the forehead
D A G
The crack in the window pane
D A G
He's the leak in the boat he's the weed in the rosebed
D A G
The truck in the outside lane
G D A G
So get the kids along and fill 'em up with love
G D A G
Then sing a happy song yeah really piss him off
G D A G
Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough
A
It won't be good enough
Bm G D Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
A G D Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
Bm G D Em
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing
Intro: A Asus4 (2x)
D A G G (2x)
G D A G
So chuck it and run he'll only make you mad
G D A G
Just go and have some fun the best you've ever had
G D A G
And say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that
A
Please don't let me get like that"
Intro: Bm G D Em7 A G
D Em
Bm G D Em7
And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream
A G D Em
And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing
Bm G D Em
And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing
Intro: A Asus4
C F
How to play Die Laughing
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is D. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.