Die Laughing

Intro: D A G G (2x) D A G He's the wasp in the jam he's the dad at the party D A G The trash in the beauty spot D A G He's the cloud in the sky he's the fly in the ointment D A G The nail in the parking lot G D A G Let's give the man a hug then put him out to grass G D A G Feel sorry for the bug the one that's up his ass G D A G We're pulling out the plug we're turning on the gas A We're turning on the gas Bm G D Em7 And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream A G D Em And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing D G Yeah he don't like dancing D A G He's the frog in the throat he's the spot on the forehead D A G The crack in the window pane D A G He's the leak in the boat he's the weed in the rosebed D A G The truck in the outside lane G D A G So get the kids along and fill 'em up with love G D A G Then sing a happy song yeah really piss him off G D A G Cos everything is wrong and nothing's good enough A It won't be good enough Bm G D Em7 And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream A G D Em And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing Bm G D Em And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing Intro: A Asus4 (2x) D A G G (2x) G D A G So chuck it and run he'll only make you mad G D A G Just go and have some fun the best you've ever had G D A G And say "Shoot me with a gun if I ever get like that A Please don't let me get like that" Intro: Bm G D Em7 A G D Em Bm G D Em7 And he don't like sunshine and he don't like icecream A G D Em And he don't like Sundays and he don't like dancing Bm G D Em And he don't like your face and he won't die laughing Intro: A Asus4 C F