Danny Tanner Was Not Gay
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Chord
Em C G Em C G
We're here on a Friday, this guitar is from E-Bay.
Em C G Em D G
I've heard some of you say, but Danny Tanner Was Not Gay.
C D G
Tell me why, They lived in San Francisco?
C D G
Tell me why, They went through lots of Crisco?
C D G
Tell me why, I never slept with Dave Coulier?
Em D G Em B
But, Kimmy Gibbler got it this way.
Em Em7
After eight years with them, in a house with two men;
C Am D
They were my second family.
Em Em7
The last show shed a tear, then Stamos grabbed at my rear;
Am D4 D
And, Uncle Jesse was inside of me.
Sometimes the show wan't that funny;
But, fuck you, made lots of money.
But, I gave, I gave half to my ex-wife anyway.
It would've been cheaper if I had been gay.
Tell me why, Some people called me Faggot?
Tell me why, maybe 'cause my last name's Saget.
Tell me why, I suck dick for coke, but that's not the same.
That doesn't mean Danny Tanner could be gay.
Oh, oh, oh, no, Danny Tanner was not gay, like Dave Coulier. Oooohhhh.
How to play Danny Tanner Was Not Gay
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Em. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.