Danny Tanner Was Not Gay

Chord Em C G Em C G We're here on a Friday, this guitar is from E-Bay. Em C G Em D G I've heard some of you say, but Danny Tanner Was Not Gay. C D G Tell me why, They lived in San Francisco? C D G Tell me why, They went through lots of Crisco? C D G Tell me why, I never slept with Dave Coulier? Em D G Em B But, Kimmy Gibbler got it this way. Em Em7 After eight years with them, in a house with two men; C Am D They were my second family. Em Em7 The last show shed a tear, then Stamos grabbed at my rear; Am D4 D And, Uncle Jesse was inside of me. Sometimes the show wan't that funny; But, fuck you, made lots of money. But, I gave, I gave half to my ex-wife anyway. It would've been cheaper if I had been gay. Tell me why, Some people called me Faggot? Tell me why, maybe 'cause my last name's Saget. Tell me why, I suck dick for coke, but that's not the same. That doesn't mean Danny Tanner could be gay. Oh, oh, oh, no, Danny Tanner was not gay, like Dave Coulier. Oooohhhh.