Aimless Christmas Dads
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Intro
D
Aimless Christmas Dads
[Verso 1]
G A D Bm
Meandering round shopping centres late on Christmas Eve.
G A D
Their baskets filled with all the shit that other people leave.
G A Bm G
A confused zombie apocalypse of Toms and Jims and Steves.
D G A D
So tip your hat to the Aimless Christmas Dads
[Verso 2]
D
Aimless Christmas Dads
G A D
Wandering up the strip mall like the ghost of Christmas past did
G A D
Stretched out his arm at Walmart and fwipped it all in his basket,
G A Bm G
A funky sponge, a chocolate orange and a pair of reading glasses
D
Pat yourself on the back
G A D
To the Aimless Christmas Dads
[Ponte]
G D
Flicks through sexy lingerie in an offensively wrong size,
G D
Never fancied crotchless underwear? Maybe nows the time to try?
Bm F# D G
All of this stress could be avoided if he'd got to know his wife
D
Now here we are
G A
With a leather sequined garter and a children's training bra
[Refrão]
D
Aimless Christmas dads
[Verso 3]
G A D
He'll wake on Christmas morning with his presents stacked so high
G A D
A signed football from his favourite team that scored the winning try
G A
A personalised license plate
Bm G
The whiskey glass from their first date
A
And Mum will see her gift set from the Body Shop and sigh
Bm F# D G
As she stands there in her children's training bra with one boob hanging out
Outro
Em D G
Aimless - wish this Dad would read a gift list
A D
Aimless Christmas Dads.
How to play Aimless Christmas Dads
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Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
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