Aimless Christmas Dads

Intro D Aimless Christmas Dads [Verso 1] G A D Bm Meandering round shopping centres late on Christmas Eve. G A D Their baskets filled with all the shit that other people leave. G A Bm G A confused zombie apocalypse of Toms and Jims and Steves. D G A D So tip your hat to the Aimless Christmas Dads [Verso 2] D Aimless Christmas Dads G A D Wandering up the strip mall like the ghost of Christmas past did G A D Stretched out his arm at Walmart and fwipped it all in his basket, G A Bm G A funky sponge, a chocolate orange and a pair of reading glasses D Pat yourself on the back G A D To the Aimless Christmas Dads [Ponte] G D Flicks through sexy lingerie in an offensively wrong size, G D Never fancied crotchless underwear? Maybe nows the time to try? Bm F# D G All of this stress could be avoided if he'd got to know his wife D Now here we are G A With a leather sequined garter and a children's training bra [Refrão] D Aimless Christmas dads [Verso 3] G A D He'll wake on Christmas morning with his presents stacked so high G A D A signed football from his favourite team that scored the winning try G A A personalised license plate Bm G The whiskey glass from their first date A And Mum will see her gift set from the Body Shop and sigh Bm F# D G As she stands there in her children's training bra with one boob hanging out Outro Em D G Aimless - wish this Dad would read a gift list A D Aimless Christmas Dads.