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33 - Wolves of Glendale

33

Wolves of Glendale

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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: AmCapotraste: Sem capotraste

[Intro]

Am F G

Am G F

Am G F

[Verse 1]

Am G

I can beat every level in Mario

F

I can make you scrambled eggs

Am G

I can quote every line in Jumanji

F

I can open the fridge with my legs

Am G

I know how to go to the grocery store

F

Without using GPS

Am G

I learned how to juggle on YouTube

F Dm7 Dm7 Dm7

But there's something I gotta get off my chest

[Pre-Chorus]

FM7

I don’t know how to do my taxes

G

I stash my cash in a mattress

Am

Don't know how to change a tire

Am

That's why I take the bus

FM7

I don’t know how to use a drill

G

I gotta ask my neighbor Phil

Am

To help me hang a picture

Am G Am

'Cause I'm stupid and I suck

[Chorus]

FM7 G

I could learn all of these skills

C Em Am

But I doubt I ever will

F

My dad is ashamed of me

Em Dm C G Am G F Am G F

'cause I just turned 33

[Verse 2]

Am G

I can nap pretty much whenever

F G

I can cook a burger well-done

Am G

I can make my eyes roll to the back of my head

F Am

I can make my tongue look like a hot dog bun

Am7 G

I know how to put two holes in an apple

FM7

And smoke it like a bong

Am G

I can chug a can of Sprite in a minute

F Dm Dm7 Dm7

And then carve that can into a bong

FM7

But I can't spell "restaurant"

G

I know it starts with R

Am

And I know it ends with T

Am

The middle is a mystery

FM7

I don't know how to make a pasta sauce

G

I mostly use ketchup

Am

It's still tomato-based

Am G Am

Get off my friggin' case

[Chorus]

FM7 G

I could learn all of this shit

Em Am

But every time I try, I quit

F

My mom is ashamed of me

Em Dm C G Am F G

’cause I just turned 33

[Bridge]

Dm G

When Albert Einstein was 26

C G Am

He discovered relativity

F G

And when I was 26, I chugged some

C G Am

Vodka through my butt at a party

Dm G

When Greta Thunberg was 17

C G Am

She was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize

F G

When I was 17, I got

C G Am

Shot in the dick playing paintball

Dm G

When Michael Jordan was 24

C CM7 Am

He won the MVP award

F G C CM7 Am

And when I was 24, I took mushroo-o-o-o-oooms

Dm G

When Oprah Winfrey was 32

C CM7 Am

She changed television forever

F G Am Am Am

When I was 32 I asked my father for a hundred dollars

And he said

Dm G

No-ohohooooo

Am

Not again, not-a not again, not again

Dm G

Nooo hohoho hoo

Am

Not again, not-a not again, not again

Dm G Am G C

F G Am C G Am

Am F G

I, I suck

Am F G

I, I suck (I suck at stuff)

Am F G

I, I suck (I suck at stuff)

Am G

I, I suck (I fucking suck)

Am F G C B5

I suck, I suck, I suck at stuff

Am F G C B5

I suck, I suck, at stuff

Am F G C B5

I suck, I suck, I suck at stuff (I suck, I suck, I suck)

Am F G

I suck, I suck (I fucking suck, I suck)

[Chorus]

F G

I could learn all of these skills (I fucking suck so much)

C Am

But I doubt I ever will (I fucking suck)

F

My uncle’s ashamed of me

F Dm C G Am

'cause I just turned thirty three

G G Am

And I suck

How to play 33

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What is the starting chord?

The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.

Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?

Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.

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