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Worlds Dirtiest Song - Bird & Macdonald

Worlds Dirtiest Song

Bird & Macdonald

View chords used in this chart

Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: GCapotraste: Sem capotraste

[Intro]

C G C G

C G C G

[Verse]

C G

There was an old farmer who lived by a rock

G

he sat in the meadow a-shaking his

C G

fist at some boys who were down by the crick

G

their feet in the water, their hands on their

C G

marbles and playthings, and in days of yore

G

there came a young lady, she looked like a

C G

pretty young creature, she sat on the grass

G

she pulled up her dresses and showed us her

C G

ruffles and laces and a white fluffy duck

G

she said she was learning a new way to

C G

bring up her children and learn them to knit

G

while the boys in the barnyard where shovelling

C G

refuse and litter from yesterday’s hunt

G

while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

C G

eyes at the fellows, as girls sometimes do

G

to make it quite clear that she wanted to

C G

go for a nice pleasant stroll on the grass

G

then hurry back home for a nice piece of

C G

ice cream and cake that stood three layers tall

G

and after dessert she was ready to

C G

go for another walk down by the dock

G

with any young man with a sizeable

C G

roll of one hundreds and a big bulge up front

G

if he’d ask politely she’d show him her

C G

little pet dog who was subject to fits

G

and maybe she’d let him grab hold of her

C G

small tender hands with a movement so quick

G

then she’d bend on over and suck on his

C G

soda so sweetly till she finished it

G

then pull down her panties to rub on her

C G

hip, that she bruised when she ran down the halls

G

cause he tried to force her to lick on his

C G

candy so tasty made of butterscotch

G

and then he spread whipped cream all over her

C G

cookies that she had been baking all night

G C

If you think this is dirty, you’re fucking well right!

How to play Worlds Dirtiest Song

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What is the starting chord?

The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.

Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?

Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.