What The Fuck Is A Ouijaboard - Starving Narcissist

What The Fuck Is A Ouijaboard

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(1, 2, 3, 4!)
F#
They told me to write with honesty
A#
Honestly I don’t even know what that means
B Bm
Soren’s an amputee and now I can’t sleep
 
F# A# B Bm
 
[Verse 1]
F#
I think I write better songs when I hate myself
A#
Another line about wanting to be somebody else
B Bm
It’s 1:45 in the morning and I need to sleep
 
But I can’t so instead
F#
I queue the melodrama to another four chord song
A#
Babbling the wrong verses, sing the whole thing wrong
B Bm
It’s my breakdown, I get to choose the soundtrack
 
[Pre-Chorus]
F#
I don’t wanna talk about it
A#
Cause when I do it just comes out wrong
B Bm
I guess that’s irony for some
 
N.C.
 
[Chorus]
F#
They told me to write with honesty
A#
Honestly I don’t even know what that means
B Bm
Soren’s an amputee and now I can’t sleep
 
[Post-Chorus]
F#*
Scared to death I’ll be replaced
A#* B*
Or worse be forgotten
Bm*
It’s all the same, it’s all the same
F# N.C.
I should know better
F# * A#*
Sometimes I wish I was haunted
B* Bm*
At least then I’d feel wanted, at least then I’d feel wanted
F#* A#*
Oh no, I did it again
B* Bm
Made a mess out of loose ends
 
[Verse 2]
F#
So if my body is a temple
A#
Then my head is a city
B
At crack of dawn, in early morning
Bm
People clutter the streets, with places to be
F#
And I know I said
A# B
I’d never write about this again
Bm*
Well what’s one more broken promise, then?
F#* A#
You used to be scared of those monsters under your bed
B* Bm
They’re not as scary now that they’ve moved in your head
 
N.C.
 
[Chorus]
 
(1, 2, 3, 4!)
F#
They told me to write with honesty
A#
Honestly I don’t even know what that means
B Bm
It’s 1:45 in the morning and I need to sleep
F#
They told me to write with honesty
A#
Honestly I don’t even know what that means
B Bm
Soren’s an amputee and now I can’t sleep
 
[Outro]
F# A#
Soren’s an amputee and now I can’t sleep (All I wanted was someone)
B Bm
Soren’s an amputee and now I can’t sleep (To tell me that I'd be alright)
F# A#
Soren’s an amputee and now I can’t sleep (All I wanted was someone)
B Bm*
Soren’s an amputee and now I can’t sleep (To tell me that I'd be alright)

How to play What The Fuck Is A Ouijaboard

Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.

What is the starting chord?

The first identified chord is F#. You can transpose without leaving the page.

Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?

Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.

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