Welcome to the Retard Ball
View chords used in this chart
Riff 1 "riff" 2
-|------------------------------|--------------------
-|------------------------------|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---
-|----------------------3--2----|--2/-9--9-10-11-12---
-|---2--2--2--2------2----------|---------------------
-|---0--0--0--0--0-0-0----------|---------------------
play riff 1 8x then slide riff 2 and hold
[G]Hey baby do ya wanna dance?!
[G]ya lookin' good I feel like romance!
[C]See the girl with the helmet on?!
[C]Her leg braces really turn me on!
[G]Disco lights dancin' off your hair!
[G]Take the brake off of your wheelchair!
{chorus}
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[D]Welcome to the [C]Retard ball to[G]night!
[G][C][C#][D]
[G]Electric Brenda shes a Mongoloid!
[G]When she gets to lovin' all the boys!
[C]They come a rollin' in their wheely carts!
[C]ya know Brenda's gonna break thier hearts!
[G]uh oh! Someone had an accident!
[G]SMells like Marc done pooped his pants!
{chorus}
solo over verse
{chorus} 2x
How to play Welcome to the Retard Ball
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is G. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.