Wd Saw - Never Miss An Opportunity To Be An Asshole
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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
Never Miss An Opportunity (To Be An Asshole)
by W.D. Saw
[Chorus]
G D
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
D G
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G
Old friends may deplore you
C
Your family ignores you
D
But never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
[Verse 1]
C
When you’re out on the street
G
And you’re seeing people that you meet
D G
Dont be surprised if they give you stink eye
C
When your walking the dogs
G
You could pick up those logs
D
But never miss an opportunity….
[Chorus]
G D
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
D G
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G
Old friends may deplore you
C
Your family ignores you
D
But never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
[Verse 2]
C
When you talk politics
G
You just sound like a dick
D
Won’t you feel macho
G
Calling ICE on your nachos
C
Normalizing hate
G
That’s! How you make America Great
D
Never miss an opportunity...
[Solo over chorus & verse progressions]
G D D G G C D
C G D G C G D
[Spoken Word Part]
G
Listen I know it’s hard
D
I know it’s a big bad world out there
D G
And I’m not here to infringe on anybody’s fredoms
G
It’s your God-given right as an American to be an asshole
C
But sometimes you’ve just got to ask yourselves
D
Am I contributing to society...in a positive way?
G
Or…. Am I being an asshole.
C
If you answered “the latter”
G
I’m here to tell ya there’s a better way
D
The next time you’re out on the street
And you see the people that you meet
G C
Treat them like they’re actual human beings
G
Like you. LIke me.
D G
And Let’s see if that improves your day, OK?
[Verse 3]
C
A woman's uterus
G
Is none of your business
D
You care for the children
G
Until they're delivers
C
I don't mean to be blunt
G
But you're being a........rascal
D
Never miss an opportunity …
[Chorus]
G D
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
D G
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G
Old friends may deplore you
C
Your family ignores you
D
But never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G D
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
D G
Never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
G
Old friends may deplore you
C
Your family ignores you
D
But never miss an opportunity to be an asshole
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