Uneventful Christmas
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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
* = single strum
[Intro]
A D E E
[Verse 1]
A
Looks like we did it
B7
The end of the year
D Dm
I’ve got to admit it
A
Wasn’t sure we’d get here
B7
And now that we’ve made it, I think we’ll agree
Bm
We totally hated
E
This whole year, A to Z
[Chorus]
F#m C# A B
So my wishlist this December, let me make it crystal clear
D B
Don’t want no presents, no parties, want no friends or family near
F#m B
Just a day or two or three
F#m B7
Utterly disaster-free
A F#m B Bm
As I lift a weary cup of Yuletide cheer
E7 A A D A E*
Here’s to an uneventful Christmas this year
[Verse]
A
It would be the nicest
B7
If nothing would happen
D Dm
Not one single crisis
A
While I get a quick nap in
B7
With nothing exploding, depressing or dire
Bm
Nothing grim or foreboding
E
And no dumpsters on fire
[Chorus]
F#m C# A B
Can we maybe take a time-out, try a temporary freeze?
D B
Could this 21-gun shitshow take an intermission please?
F#m B
So I’m asking, Mister Claus
F#m B7
Put the End Times on pause
A F#m B B7
We’ll just chill with milk and cookies and a beer
A F#m B Bm
I got enough for you and all eight reindeer
E7* A* A* F#m* E* A*
Here’s to an uneventful Christmas... thiiis year
How to play Uneventful Christmas
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.