Ugly Story

Intro: Bm, E, D, F# (2x) Bm E I am a prince and i live in a ship and i aim my rifle and i shoot from the hip D F# And i have a friend i pity quite a bit Bm F# E She said ’grab your gun let’s have some fun, share with me your perigees Bm I have responsibilities, i cannot run!â? Em D ’i do not wish the death of any living thing, i might be a killer but one day F# Bm Em I shall be queen and put an end to slaughter, but until then i’m keen on staking D F# Claim to land and sea and everyfin between.â? B F# I played a game with eleven fools who told me not to break the rules D F# But when have angels ever helped me yet? B Bm F# And magic isn’t real and anyway it doesn’t matter D F# Cause no matter what i conjure it could not help be me deflect Bm The angry death of every hopeful thought D F# That i might be a lover or a fighter that i’m not B Em In someones spider web or net i could be caught D F# But i’m too bitter, better off alone, guess i forgot D B So what? do you want me to say sorry? E D B Should i apologize, when you ignore me? D Bm B I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely D C B Bm Or to be hatched into an ugly story Bm E I am a prince and i had a pair of princesses in two sharp squares D F# But then i guess i bored them both to death Bm E And now i think my calling is to break apart and fall to pieces D Bm Better yet invent a brand new method of ascension Em I’m impressed, you’ve managed to survive D F# But rest assured we’d all be better off dead than alive B Em Cause when they get a-hold of us we’ll all be batter fried D F# And i’m surprised that nobody’s considered switching sides Bm B E So here i am, respectfully and royally destroying F# D F# Any chance of getting back on your good gills B E And i don’t want to be hurtful but if yellows the new purple D F# Well then bleeding’s the new breathing, don’t you think i will! B I used to wish the death of every living thing D F# I might be your killer but you’d never be my queen B Em So put away your laughter, pack up your hopes and dreams F# D F# I’m done with black back-handing and red pandering, it seems B Em That i am just pathetic, i won’t be overlooked D F# I’m past the point of fishing to get back upon your hook B Em Bm I’ve made a manifesto, i’ve been bested by a crook, but never more! D F# I’m planning on reclaiming what he tookâ... D Bm B So what? do you want me to say sorry? E D B Should i apologize, when you ignore me? D Bm B I didn’t ask to be right or to be lonely Bm C B Or to be hatched into an ugly story D C B To be hatched into an ugly story E D B Oh my, this pantomime is getting gory E, D, B, E, D, F# Bm E I am a prince and i live in a ship D, F# B E I am a prince and i live in a ship D, F#, B