Theres Just Nothing Better Than A Beard
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INTRO:
G D Em C
G D Em D A B
verse 1
E B E AB
I've sat upon the mountains with the wind blowin' in my hair
F#m E B
I've watched the sun rays sparkle on the sea
A E B E
I've walked through the forests and I've breathed the purest air
E B A
And I've felt, warm soft sand, 'neath my feet
A B E
I've laid in the water and I've soared above the ground
E A
I've sat in the silence and I've listened to the sound
A B Abm Dbm
The more that I have seen and done one thing remains clear
F#m E
There's just nothing better than a beard
verse 2
E B E AB
I've read all the books, I've written all the songs
F#m E B
I've conquered the world and walked upon the moon
A E B E
I've met with kings and emperors and often I have found
E B A
That I've had, the best beard, in the room
A B E
I've made love to every single woman I've met
E A
I stopped global warming, and I freed Tibet
A B Abm Dbm
But in spite of all I've loved, and all that I've held dear
F#m E
There's just nothing better than a beard
INTERLUDE
B Dbm
A E B
There's nothing better than a beard, oh yea
Dbm B A
Better than a beard
verse 3
E B
And on the day I died
Dbm AB
I crossed to the other side
F#m Abm B
And in the beauty of heaven I stood
A E B E
I sang with the angels and I touched the face of God
E B A
Oh and I, felt his beard, and it was good
A B E
Then I stood in his presence, and the Lord said to me son
E A
"You must return to Earth for your work is not yet done!"
A B Abm Dbm
"I send you with a message, for all mankind to hear"
F#m E A E
"There's just nothing better than a beard!"
E
There's nothing better than a beard
Em7
There's nothing better than a beard (woahh yea)
A
There's nothing better than a beard
C D
E
There's nothing better than a beard
Em7
There's nothing better than a beard
A
There's nothing better than a beard
C D
E
Well I've crossed a thousand oceans
Em7
I've walked a thousand lands
A
Climbed the mountain ranges
C D
Survived the desert sands
E
I've spoken every language
Em7
I've lived a thousand years
A
But the only thing I know
C D
Is that there's just, nothing, better, than a beard!
Fm
Woah woah woah woah!
Db
Nothing better than a beard!
Ebm
Nothing better than a beard!
B
Nothing better than a beard x2
Fm
Well I've bathed in all the oils
Db
I've tasted all the wines
Ebm
I've answered all the questions
B
I've crossed the finish line
Fm
I've conquered all the evil
Db
I've defeated every foe
Ebm
But my facial hair will grow
B
And that's all I need to know
KEY CHANGE
("Nothing better than a beard" chant/high pitched wailing continues throughout)
Ab Eb Db
I just, I just really love beards... BEARDS. I JUST, I JUST REALLY LOVE BEARDS.
LAST KEY CHANGE
Bb F Gm Eb
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What is the starting chord?
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Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.