The Ugliest House On The Block
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If it's not one thing, it's another
A
Shit falling down big as rocks
A
I'm not just screaming for my supper
G F#m
I live in the ugliest house on the block
A D
Oh well
A D
So what
[Verse]
A D
I've been tryina make a little money
A D
If you got the honey, I got the pot
A D
I'm tired of hearing that you're so lonely
G D
I live in the ugliest house on the block
A D
So get your ass off my lot
A
You get your ass off my lot
D
Yea, so what
[Verse]
A D
Bidding on a dead horse for filler
A D
I don't go over well with a live stock
A D
These are serious times, there are serial killers
G F#m
Next to the ugliest house on the block
G D
I heard that they hate my house a lot
A D
They say I ain't got a shot
A
I know I ain't got a shot
D
Yea, so what
[Chorus]
F#m D
Entertainments where it's at
A
Reality re-runs on crack
E
My own dad could give a crap
F#m
I'd wear his love if I had a hard hat
D
I would run but I hate the cops
A
Sirens roaring, guns go pop
E
And rock 'n' roll's become hip-hop
A D
Oh well
A D
So what (whistle)
A D
Oh hell
A D
Oh fuck
[Verse]
A D
I swear to God I know I'm a sinner
A D
But I think I like sinning a lot
A D
He saved me in the river
G F#m
So I'll stay in the ugliest house on the block
G D
I'll stay in this ugly house til I rot
A
Be glad for what I got
[Chorus]
F#m D
Entertainments where it's at
A
Reality re-runs on crack
E
My own dad could give a crap
F#m
I'd wear his love if I had a hard hat
D
I would run but I hate the cops
A
Sirens roaring, guns go pop
E
And rock 'n' roll's become hip-hop
[Interlude]
F#m D A E
F#m D A E
F#m D A E (vocalising)
[Chorus]
F#m D
Entertainments where it's at
A
Reality re-runs on crack
E
My own dad could give a crap
F#m
I'd wear his love and I had a hard hat
D
I would run but I hate the cops
A
Sirens roaring, guns go pop
E
And rock 'n' roll's become hip-hop
F#m
You can't be something that you're not
D
When I go lay my head down
A
I want a man to stay around
E
Who'll live in this ugly house
A D
Oh well
A D
So what (whistle)
A D
Oh hell
A D
Oh fuck
A
How to play The Ugliest House On The Block
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is A. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.