The Shitbirds
Aprenda a tocar The Shitbirds de Ode To Teddy Two Pints - Misc… com cifra completa, acordes destacados e visual otimizado para celular.
[Verso 1]
G G6 G
When Ted was a boy, we got lots of calls, from teachers, he was
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popping the heads off of dolls
C G
And from mothers of girls Ted beat up at the mall, he was a rotten little SOB
G G6 G
He was torturing frogs, & teaching kids slurs, he burned down a
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warehouse, he was on his dads nerves
C G
Spent many a night snuggling with inmates in a local jail cell
Dadd11 C
He was a demon child, just going buck wild, & it was too late for
G
birth control
[Verso 2]
G G6 G
So many times, when I gave Ted a pass, it went right off his stick,
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& and he fell on his ass
C
He cursed & he swore to his teammates, Dont you know who the Fuk
G
I am?
G G6
He went into the lockers, and drank all the Coors, there wasnt none
G G7
left for the boys in the 4th
C G
And he cursed out his linemates, Pass me the Fukin Puck!
Dadd11 C G
Hes low-down, dirty, puck-hoggin, cherry pickin Son of a Bitch
[Verso 3]
G G6 G
Ted gets to work late, and stares at his desk, spills the barley and
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yeast on the floor in a mess
C G
He makes half a batch and forgets the ingredient mix
G G6 G
Ted crawls out a tank, drunk on all fours, takes a nap in the
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warehouse, and pisses his drawers
C G
And he serves his urine tainted cocktails to the public at large
Dadd11 C
Im in the class action lawsuit on Societe Beer, Teddy stop
G
serving us piss over here
[Verso 4]
G G6 G
When Kate does the dishes, and the laundry and cooks, Teddys sits
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there giving horny ass looks
C G
Hes an insatiable pervert, who scours Adult book stores for tricks
G G6 G
The kids love their Daddy, but sometimes it seems, he falls asleep
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reading to em, and farts while he dreams
C G
Their beds smell like beer, & French fries, & theres no room to rest
Dadd11 C
Sometimes they wish Ted would travel for work, and stop hanging round
G
like a jerk
[Verso 5]
G G6 G
Teddys never in tune and he cant hold a key, hes either wasted on
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Pupil or just Ketamine
C G
I got fingers and wax in my ears, just to deaden that sound
G G6 G
He plays half a bar and then forgets all the chords, his attempts at
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singing just go beyond words
C G
Its like a lady getting murdered at midnight on the subway train
Dadd11 C G
Someone please buy Ted a tuner, before the band replaces him sooner
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