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[Verso 1]
When Ted was a boy, we got lots of calls, from teachers, he was
popping the heads off of dolls
And from mothers of girls Ted beat up at the mall, he was a rotten little SOB
He was torturing frogs, & teaching kids slurs, he burned down a
warehouse, he was on his dads nerves
Spent many a night snuggling with inmates in a local jail cell
He was a demon child, just going buck wild, & it was too late for
birth control
[Verso 2]
So many times, when I gave Ted a pass, it went right off his stick,
& and he fell on his ass
He cursed & he swore to his teammates, Dont you know who the Fuk
I am?
He went into the lockers, and drank all the Coors, there wasnt none
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left for the boys in the 4th
And he cursed out his linemates, Pass me the Fukin Puck!
Hes low-down, dirty, puck-hoggin, cherry pickin Son of a Bitch
[Verso 3]
Ted gets to work late, and stares at his desk, spills the barley and
yeast on the floor in a mess
He makes half a batch and forgets the ingredient mix
Ted crawls out a tank, drunk on all fours, takes a nap in the
warehouse, and pisses his drawers
And he serves his urine tainted cocktails to the public at large
Im in the class action lawsuit on Societe Beer, Teddy stop
serving us piss over here
[Verso 4]
When Kate does the dishes, and the laundry and cooks, Teddys sits
there giving horny ass looks
Hes an insatiable pervert, who scours Adult book stores for tricks
The kids love their Daddy, but sometimes it seems, he falls asleep
reading to em, and farts while he dreams
Their beds smell like beer, & French fries, & theres no room to rest
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Sometimes they wish Ted would travel for work, and stop hanging round
like a jerk
[Verso 5]
Teddys never in tune and he cant hold a key, hes either wasted on
Pupil or just Ketamine
I got fingers and wax in my ears, just to deaden that sound
He plays half a bar and then forgets all the chords, his attempts at
singing just go beyond words
Its like a lady getting murdered at midnight on the subway train
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Someone please buy Ted a tuner, before the band replaces him sooner