The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy
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Bb F Bb F
Pity the poor man, pity the sad man
Bb F Bb F
Pity the green man, who couldn't afford to orgy
Bb F Bb F
Pity the policeman, pity the snowman
Bb F Bb F G C G C A D A D
Pity the woman, who couldn't afford to orgy
Good for the postman, good for the con man
Good for the milkman, they can afford to orgy
Good for the butcher, good for the astronaut
Good for the curate, they can afford to orgy
If it's a problem, getting together
Leave it alone, it's the easiest way
Great while it lasts, but it don't last forever
Nothing like living real dangerously
Sorry to hear it, sorry to see it
Sorry to mention they couldn't afford to orgy
Seems such a bother, one thing or another
Tempting and teasing, just want an orgy
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by: José Duarte
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How to play The Man Who Couldn't Afford To Orgy
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Bb. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.