The Lighter Side Of Dating
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Intro
Ocultar tablatura
e|-0-0-----0-0---0-|-0-0-----0-0---0-|
B|-2-2---5-3-3---3-|-2-2---5-3-3---3-|
G|-2-2---0-4-4---0-|-2-2---0-4-4---0-|
D|-2-2---5-4-4---3-|-2-2---5-4-4---3-|
A|-0-0-------------|-0-0-------------|
E|-----------------|-----------------|
A A A A
A C D F x 2
[Verso 1]
A C
Monster multispeed vibrator
D F
EverReady PP3
A C
Coffee, ginseng, percolator
D F
Love cream and vitamin E
A C D F
Get hip, unzip your lip and flip out now
A C D F
Allow your jowl a howl and rip out now
[Refrão]
C Bb A D
Miss Universe is not averse
F
To bisexuality
C Bb A D
I think abortion is a caution
F
And I like to ski
{Instrumental}
A A D D A D F
A C D F x 2
[Verso 2]
A C
Arab strap, 10 erection
D F
Vacuum pumps and padded pants
A C
Carrot juice for the complexion
D F
Stud 100, chocolate ants
A C D F
Get smart, and start to tart your heart with art
A C D F
Spread out your head and educate your parts
[Refrão]
C Bb A D
Miss Solar System, when asked to list them
F
Said she had no men
C Bb A D
Im still a virgin, with no urge in
F
Vote for my hymen
{Solo}
Am C G Fmaj7 x 5
Am C G A
A D D A D F
A C D F x 2
[Verso 3]
A C
Karma Sutra, Perfumed Garden
D F
Shave the legs to smooth from rough
A C
Esteé Lauder, Chanel, Arden
D F
Eyebrow pencil, powder puff
A C D F
Get high, untie your thigh and fly, Lotte
A C D F
Submerge in a dirge and emerge potty
[Refrão]
C Bb A D
In silver bells and little else
F
I wiggle and I sway
C Bb A D
Ill either be a Penthouse Pet
F
Or an easy lay
How to play The Lighter Side Of Dating
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is B. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.