The Kiwi Tree
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: AmCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse 1]
Em Am
Have you ever seen the kiwi tree
Em B7
Well, neither have I
Em Am
But, wouldn't you like to eat one with me?
Em B
We can certainly try
[Verse 2]
Em Am Em B7
If he wasn't a tool before he said "I do.”
Em Am Em B
He certainly will be afterwards—as they all do
Em Am
If it weren't for secretaries
Em B7
Where would our step-mothers be?
[Pre-Chorus]
Am Em
If you tune out the mosquitoes
Am Em
They will suck your blood
B7
More silently
[Chorus]
G C
But what do you know?
C C
But what do you know?
C C
But what do you know?
B7
Not very much
[Post-Chorus]
Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G
[Verse 3]
Am E
I finally found a kiwi tree
B7
Turns out their fur isn't for eating
Em Am
Our death was knowledge free
Em B7
Sweeter ends are meeting
[Verse 4]
Em Am
If I could die any slower
Em B7
I’d have to blame you
Em Am
Like a feral mange that perches
Em Am B
On a yorkie... "you're cute!" Isn't helping
[Pre-Chorus]
Am Em
Are these few fruit properly rottening?
Am Em
They should sit a little bit longer…
Am Em
The tallest blade of grass ought to be cut first
B7
Ought to be cut first
[Bridge]
A E7
The blades have just been sharpened
A E7
The blades have just been sharpened
A E7 B7
The blades have just been sharpened
[Pre-Chorus]
Am E
Every drop thinks it caused the flood alone...
A5 Em B7
But the clouds couldn't care less
[Chorus]
G C
But what do you know?
C C
But what do you know?
C C
But what do you know?
D
Not very much
[Instrumental]
Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G Em G
How to play The Kiwi Tree
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.