The Incredible Jelly Donut Juicer
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Afinação: E A D G B ECapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Intro]
F G C G F F G C
[Verse 1]
C
From the time that he was only three
F
A bright young boy named Timothy
C G
Had big ambitions, out to change the world
C
A genius and philanthropist
F
He'd made quite an extensive list
C G C
Of new designs waiting to be unfurled
[Verse 2]
C
Well he spent his life creating things
F
Like special shoes that bounced on springs
C G
And toasters that made barbeque pork rinds
C
But though his inventions all were great
F
It seemed that he had yet to make
C G C
That one to truly benefit mankind
[Bridge 1]
Am F
But one foggy morning he noticed a cop
Am G
Eating some donuts in a coffee shop
Am E
As he slurped out the insides of his pastry
F G
Timothy was struck with his best idea!
[Chorus]
F G C Am
It's the incredible jelly donut juicer!
F G C
It can bring so many people joy
F G
Just toss in a donut, turn the knob
C Am
And out comes that delicious glob
F G C
A treat for any little girl or boy
[Verse 3]
C
When he had built his prototype
F
He had sincerely hoped it might
C G
Get noticed at the '29 World's Fair
C
He drew a crowd around his booth
F
Of folks who had a big sweet tooth
C G C
From Boston Cream to lengthy French éclairs
[Verse 4]
C
Well soon he made the front page news
F
The world demanded donut juice
C G
And everybody wanted his machine
C
The world became obsessed and crazed
F
With siphoning their jelly glazed
C G C
The best phenomenon you'd ever seen
[Bridge 2]
Am F
And when he displayed it at a science fair
Am G
A man from a large academy was there
Am E
He took just one taste and widened his eyes
F G
And said, "Son we're giving you The Nobel Prize!"
[Chorus]
F G C Am
It's the incredible jelly donut juicer!
F G C
It can bring so many people joy
F G
Just toss in a donut, turn the knob
C Am
And out comes that delicious glob
F G C
A treat for any little girl or boy
[Spoken]
F
That's right, folks
G C Am
Step right up and recieve your very own Jelly Donut Juicier
F G C
No need to shove! There's plenty to go around
F G
Spread it on your toast, put it on your salads
C Am F G C
Makes a delicious soup, or just drink it by the glass full
C
Oh, yeah
[Bridge 3]
Am F
Well every success, it comes at a price
Am G
And though his intentions and dreams were nice
Am E
The calorie count was just too high
F G
And made everybody grow big and wide!
[Chorus 2]
F G C Am
Curse the incredible jelly donut juicer!
F G C
It can make so many people fat!
F G
By guzzling down that tasty glob
C Am
The people turned to massive blobs
F G C Am
So Timothy's invention then was scrapped (Oh yeah)
F G C
But he went back home to start again from scratch
NC
Back to the ol' drawing board
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