The Hostess With The Mostest
View chords used in this chart
A G A G
A G A G
[Verse]
B F# B
As fluorescents do
G B
They blink o'er the floor
D F#
Of her majestic halls
E7
Yeah, they do
[Verse]
B F# B
I hear surf on kazoo
G D B
And I march with the militia of the mime
D G
Malicious are the times
F#
Malicious
[Instrumental]
E F# C#m D#m E F#
[Verse]
B F# B
In the doors we all flew
G B
To see the great indoors
D F#
Of her majestic stalls
E7
Yeah, we flew
[Verse]
B F# B
Waves break on the shore of the zoo
G D B
And I see how Laurasia sure has changed
D G
Imaginary planes
F#
Imagine
[Outro]
E F# B
I hit the mall on every Friday
C#m D#m F#
When it was biggest in the world
B G/B B G/B B G/B B G/B
The hostess
B
With the mostest
How to play The Hostess With The Mostest
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is A. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.