The Flat's A Mess
View chords used in this chart
Intro: C
C
I might forget to wash my cup
G7
I might forget to put my wet clothes up
Dm G7 E7 Am
the flat a mess and so are we
F G7 G7 C
but you and me are as good as we can be
C
I might have eaten all your cheese
G7
that okay but can you buy more please
Dm G7 E7 Am
the flat a mess and so are we
F G7 G7 C
but you and me are as good as we can be
C
I might have accidentally stretched your top
G7
I might have - wait is that the one i just bought?
Dm G7 E7 Am
the flat a mess and so are we
F G7 G7 C
but you and me are as good as we can be
C
I borrowed your toothbrush the other day
G7
wait what that disgusting- why would you- you know how i am with my mouth and-
Dm G7 E7 Am
the flat a mess and so are we
F G7 G7 C
but you and me are as good as we can be
C
I put a cactus in your bed
G7
-evan stands up and leaves-
Dm G7 E7 Am
the flat a mess and so are we
F G7 G7 C
but you and me are as good as we can be
C G7 Dm G7 E7 Am F G7 C
-whistle Interlude-
C
I might forget to wipe my feet
(stop strumming in shock)
I put spiders in your bed and replaced your shampoo with mayonaise and unpaired all your socks and
drew on your toys and vandalised your room and put beans in your shoes and ruined your dress. you
don't want to know how.
Dm G7 E7 Am
the flat a mess and so are we
F G7 G7 C
but you and me are as good as we can be
How to play The Flat's A Mess
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What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is C. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.