The Discord Mod Song
View chords used in this chart
Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: ACapotraste:
2nd traste
[Intro]
G C Em D Dm
G C Em D Dm
[Verse 1]
G
I just turned thirty and I’m doing just fine
C
I’m living off my mum’s basement all the time
Em
My daily routine is that I wake up at nine
D Dm
And I jump onto Discord to see them alright
[Chorus]
G C Em D Dm G Em D Dm
Cause I’m a discord mod - I’m a discord mod
[Verse 2]
G
Who would’ve thought that this is my life?
C
Banning jerks who just wanna cause strife
Em
I keep my kittens under order
D Dm
I’d never put myself before her
G
But all the girls I seem to ever meet
C
Would never ever wanna go out with me
Em
They only date scumbags anyway
D Dm
I won’t need them ever and that’s okay
[Chorus]
G C Em D Dm G Em D Dm
Cause I’m a discord mod - I’m a discord mod
[Verse 3]
G
This is my third account online, er-
C
Apparently I talked to a minor
Em
But I can safely say that I’ve wiped the slate clean
D Dm
Anyway she told me she was eighteen
G
We’re a distanced couple, saving for Jesus
C
That’s the only reason, please believe us
Em
Yes, she’s my girlfriend, wanna bet
D Dm
Okay, she technically doesn’t know it yet
[Chorus]
G C Em D Dm G Em D Dm
Cause I’m a discord mod - I’m a discord mod
[Verse 4]
G
I know that she loves me, I don’t doubt it a bit
C
But she turned me off on Snap Map - oh, shit
Em
It’s just a little rough patch, we all have those, okay?
D Dm
Ignore the fact she hasn’t texted me for four days
G
Suddenly she sends me a gut-punching DM
C
Telling me that I was always her friend
Em
She’s telling me everything, it’s so obscene
D Dm
All about her new boyfriend named Steve?
[Chorus]
G C Em D Dm G Em D Dm
Cause I’m a discord mod - I’m a discord mod
G C Em D Dm G Em D Dm
Cause I’m a discord mod - I’m a discord mod
[Outro]
G C
I’ll marry her one day I know
Em D Dm
I’ve just gotta dig out of this hole
G C
I gotta figure out a way to survive
Em D Dm
Just so I can make it a valuable time
G C
Cause I swear I’m certain that I love you
Em D Dm
And deep in my heart I know that it’s true
G C
I just can’t get you out of my head
Em D Dm
So please stop leaving me on read
G
And please unblock me.
How to play The Discord Mod Song
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is E. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.