The Decision
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Cm Eb Bb F x2
Cm Eb
You're probably thinking to yourself
Bb F
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
Cm Eb
We know
Bb F
But thank you anyway
Cm Eb
You're having trouble deciding
Bb F
Which one of us to have sex with
Cm Eb
That's natural
Bb F
But nice of you to say
Cm Eb
Well maybe I can help you out
Bb F
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Cm
Do you want sex with a ninja
Eb Bb F
Or sex with a guy like me
Cm Eb
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
Bb F
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Cm Eb Bb
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
F
And is Jewish
Cm Eb Bb F x2
F Eb Db
C
One other thing...
F Eb Db
Everyone in the band has an STD
C
Except for me
F Eb
By the process of elimination
Db
You can make determinations
C
On who just that might be
F
It's Brian
Eb
Brian has an STD
How to play The Decision
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is Cm. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.