The Chivalrous Shark - Misc Traditional

The Chivalrous Shark

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Verse: 1
 
G D7
The most chivalrous fish of the ocean
G
To ladies forebearing and mild
C
Though his record be dark
G
Is the man-eating shark
D7 G
Who will eat neither woman nor child.
 
Verse: 2
 
G D7
He dines upon seamen and skippers,
G
And tourists his hunger assuage,
C
And a fresh cabin boy
G
Will inspire him with joy
D7 G
If he's past the maturity age.
 
Verse: 3
 
G D7
A doctor, a lawyer, a preacher,
G
He'll gobble one any fine day
C
But the ladies, God bless 'em,
G
He'll only address 'em
D7 G
Politely and go on his way.
 
Verse: 4
 
G D7
I can readily cite you an instance
G
Where a lovely young lady of Breem,
C
Who was tender and sweet
G
And delicious to eat,
D7 G
Fell into the bay with a scream.
 
Verse: 5
 
G D7
She struggled and flounced in the water
G
And signaled in vain for her bark,
C
And she'd surely been drowned
G
If she hadn't been found
D7 G
By a chivalrous man-eating shark.
 
Verse: 6
 
G D7
He bowed in a manner most polished,
G
Thus soothing her impulses wild;
C
Don't be frightened," he said,
G
"I've been properly bred
D7 G
And will eat neither woman nor child."
 
Verse: 7
 
G D7
Then he proffered his fin and she took it—
G
Such a gallantry none can dispute—
C
While the passengers cheered as the
G
Vessel they neared
D7 G
And a broadside was fired in salute.
 
Verse: 8
 
G D7
And they stood alongside the vessel,
G
When a life-saving dinghy was lowered
C
With the pick of the crew,
G
And her relatives, too
D7 G
And the mate and the skipper aboard.
 
Verse: 9
 
G D7
So they took her aboard in a jiffy,
G
And the shark stood at attention the while,
C
Then he raised on his flipper
G
And ate up the skipper
D7 G
And went on his way with a smile.
 
Verse: 10
 
G D7
And this shows that the prince of the ocean,
G
To ladies forebearing and mild,
C
Though his record be dark,
G
He's the man-eating shark
D7 G
Who will eat neither woman nor child.

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Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.

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