The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
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D
Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
C
Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
Bb
Well there's no need to complain,
A
We'll eliminate your pain.
G
We can neutralize your brain.
A
You'll feel just fine now.
G F C D
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
Is life within the bus'ness world a drag?
Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
To find yourself a more productive bag?
Are you worried and distressed?
Can't seem to get no rest?
Put our product to the test.
You'll feel just fine now.
G F C D
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
A G
You better hurry up and order one
E A
Our limited supply is very nearly gone.
Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?
Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?
Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?
Bb
We can end your daily strife
A
At a reasonable price.
G
You've seen it advertised in Life.
A
You'll feel just fine now.
G F C D
Buy a Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine!
How to play The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is D. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.