The Anxious Dog Song
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Afinação: E A D G B ETecla: GCapotraste: Sem capotraste
[Verse 1]
G D Em
Well I have got a very anxious dog
C
He doesn't like to be alone
G D Em C
And when you leave he loses his mind
G D Em
He's broken out of every kennel we bought
C
Yeah he tears right through them
G D Em
The last one he left the door on our bed
C
Like a complete asshole
D C
Yeah what you cherish he'll eat
D
He knows what matters most to you yeah
C
Did I mention he opens doors now
N.C.
My dog is Jason Bourne
[Chorus]
G D C D G
Is that the remote you need for your brand new TV
D C
Are these your favorite shoes
D Em
You mean these that I chewed
D C D
And I'm gonna shit in the corner
Em D C
I just shit in the corner
D G
Go clean up my mess
[Verse 2]
G D Em
And lately things have taken a weird turn
C
Like early this morning
G D Em
I woke up with his paw on my mouth
C D
And he was staring right at me yeah
C
Hard eye contact he licked my face
D
Slow and firm wothout consent yeah
D
Are we doing this now
C
And I pick up your shit
N.C.
I'm my dog's prison bitch
[Chorus]
G D C
I'm gonna fuck up your house
D
Yes I will
G
Yes I will
D C
And I'm gonna pee on your chouch
D
Yes I will
Em
Yes I will
D C
And I'm gonna bark at a black guy
Em D C
People will think that you're racist
C G
Yeah you'll get canceled
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