The Actor - Jason Kimmel

The Actor

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Intro
D G A x2
 
[Verso 1]
D G A D G A
Last night I did this thing where I talked to random people at the bar
D G A Bm G A
I took some big old swings and it actually got me kind of farther than I ever thought it would
D G A
I used to have more confidence in college
D G A
When I knew every person at the party - I was rock solid
D G A
Now I’m a stranger to Sara with no H
D G A
And I’m paying thirteen dollars for her drink
 
[Refrão]
D A G
And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby
D A
I said, “Honestly I’m flattered”
G
She said, “Don’t be”
D A Bm G D
I said, “Really, no I’m flattered. Ted’s annoying but I like Josh Radnor”
G
She said, “Who?”
A D
I said, “The actor”
 
D G A
 
[Verso 2]
D G A D G A
I’m lonely on Long Island and I wanna let my haircut down
D
And I look for love online
G A D
But there’s gotta be more ways to take advantage of my prime
G A
I mean, come on
D G A
I used to have more confidence in high school
D G A
When I won choir’s biggest heartthrob and I felt cool when I smoked
D G A
But now marijuana makes me overthink
D G A
And I’m paying eighteen dollars for her drink
 
[Refrão]
D A G
And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby
D A
"Is it cause I keep talking?"
G
She said, “Mostly”
D A Bm G D
Not to say that I'm not flattered after all I really like Josh Radnor
G
She said, “Who?”
A D
I said, “The actor”
G
She said, “Who?”
A D
I said, “The actor”
G
She said, “Who?”
A D
I said, “The actor who plays him
A
On TV” (On TV)
G D
On TV (On TV)
 
[Ponte]
D G A
And I don’t recognize this person I’ve become here at the bar
D G A
I kind of like it though I’m giving finance bro and that’s a start
D G A
And although I’m known to share my deepest secrets right away
D G A
I don’t think Sara with no H needs to know yet that I crochet
D
Guess I can be the actor
G
You can cue the laughter
D G A
I can play a character, life ain’t so different from TV
D
We each said, “I could have another”
G
I said, “Jinx”
D A
Now I’m paying forty dollars for our drinks
 
[Refrão]
D A G
And she told me I remind her of Ted Mosby
D A G
I said, “Honestly, I’ll take Ted over Barney”
D A Bm G D
She said, “Barney’s problematic but I’ve always loved Neil Patrick Harris”
G
I said, “Who?”
A D
She said, “The actor”
G
I said “Who?”
A D
She said, “The actor”
A G
“Do you like him or like the actor who plays him?” (On TV)
D
“This one’s on me”

How to play The Actor

Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.

What is the starting chord?

The first identified chord is D. You can transpose without leaving the page.

Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?

Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.

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