Texas Hold'em
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Intro D Bm
D
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold
'Em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down
Down
G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your
Keys up (Hey)
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round
'Round (Stick around)
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow
Dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life
Hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the
Floor now (Woo, ha)
D
There's a tornado (There's a
Tornado) in my city (In my city)
In the basement (In the basement), that
Shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty)
G
Rugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause
We survivin' ('Cause we survivin')
D
Off red cup kisses, sweet redemption
Passin' time, yeah
Bm D G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
D
We headed to the dive bar we always
Thought was nice
Bm G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left
D
Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can
Read your mind
D
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold
'Em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down
Down
G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your
Keys up (Hey)
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round
'Round (Stick around)
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow
Dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life
Hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the
Floor now (Woo)
A
And I'll be damned if I can't dance
With you
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life
Hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the
Floor now (Woo)
D
Woo-hoo
D
Woo-hoo
G D
Woo-hoo
D
There's a heatwave (There's a heatwave)
Coming at us (Coming at us)
Too hot to think straight (Too hot to
Think straight), too cold to panic (Too
Cold to panic)
G
All of the problems just feel dramatic
(Just feel dramatic)
D
Now we're runnin' to the first bar that
We find, yeah
Bm D G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right
D
We headed to the dive bar we always
Thought was nice
Bm G
Woo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left
Just work me in the middle boy, I can
Read your mind
D
This ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold
'Em (Hey)
So lay your cards down, down, down
Down
G
So park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your
Keys up (Hey)
D
Stick around, 'round, 'round, 'round
'Round (Stick around)
A
And I'll be damned if I can't slow
Dance with you
G
Come pour some sugar on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life
Hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the
Floor now (Woo)
A
I'll be damned if I can't dance with
You
G
Come pour some liquor on me, honey too
D
It's a real life boogie and a real life
Hoedown
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the
Bm
Floor now (ooh)
Em7 Bm
Take it to the floor now, ooh
Hoops, spurs, boots
Em7 Bm
To the floor now, ooh
Em7
Tuck, back, oops (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
Bm
Shoot
Em7 Bm
Come take it to the floor now, ooh
Em7
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance
Bm
With you
Em7
Baby, pour that sugar and liquor on me
Bm
Too
Em7 Bm
Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic
Photogenic, shoot
How to play Texas Hold'em
Use the controls above to change the key and text size. Follow the highlighted chords while listening, then practice each section slowly before playing at the original tempo.
What is the starting chord?
The first identified chord is D. You can transpose without leaving the page.
Can I play it on guitar or keyboard?
Yes. The chord progression works on acoustic guitar, electric guitar and keyboard. Adapt the voicings to your instrument and level.